Recent favorite tweets
SarahKSilverman AIDS babies have to be stopped. They go around having sex without protection because they say they can’t “feel anything”
tomtomorrow kids say darndest things: my 6YO thinks my next children’s book should be called “Dick Cheney’s Book of Evil.”
Mike_FTW Chrome OS will allow you to go back in time and touch your 3rd grade teacher’s boobs. SHE ALWAYS WANTED YOU!! #gamechanger
diveintomark Wife
likes “Go Diego Go” because “it teaches the boys Spanish.” That shit
teaches you Spanish like porn teaches you social skills.
alexpardee Nothings better than watching bootleg bob Ross tapes and following along by painting a shitty portrait of Master Blaster.
jimray Cheney’s media tour the last few weeks reminds me of OJ searching for the real killers.
