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Skinner painting from the GR2 Post-it show by blakewest

I will eat you alive.

Tommi Toija

SarahKSilverman AIDS babies have to be stopped. They go around having sex without protection because they say they can’t “feel anything” 6:11 PM Jul 26th from web

tomtomorrow kids say darndest things: my 6YO thinks my next children’s book should be called “Dick Cheney’s Book of Evil.” 1:40 PM Jul 14th from web

Mike_FTW Chrome OS will allow you to go back in time and touch your 3rd grade teacher’s boobs. SHE ALWAYS WANTED YOU!! #gamechanger 8:49 AM Jul 8th from web

diveintomark Wife
likes “Go Diego Go” because “it teaches the boys Spanish.” That shit
teaches you Spanish like porn teaches you social skills. 7:39 PM Jun 3rd from twidroid

alexpardee Nothings better than watching bootleg bob Ross tapes and following along by painting a shitty portrait of Master Blaster. 4:15 PM May 24th from Tweetie

jimray Cheney’s media tour the last few weeks reminds me of OJ searching for the real killers. 10:34 PM May 14th from web

All of the following World Wide Web pages are worth your precious, precious time and attention. Tho I know no one will ever read these words other than myself.

• Paper record player
• Atomic age wallpaper
• Horny goat weed
• Make a dollhouse out of a gourd
• Maru the cat
• When will there be a female Doctor Who?
• Fermentation nation
• Trippy illusion (you really must try this!)
• Avoid toxic people

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Feast your eyes on this bad boy…

Time to eat, junior!

A Whole Chicken In A Can: YUMMO! « Food Network Humor

BoingBoing is running a haiku contest. Here is my entry.

undead hordes litter
my town with morsels of flesh
even the crows won’t eat

Zombie Haiku Contest