All of the following World Wide Web pages are worth your precious, precious time and attention. Tho I know no one will ever read these words other than myself.
Graphic description of a whole canned chicken
Feast your eyes on this bad boy…

Time to eat, junior!
Zombie Haiku Contest
BoingBoing is running a haiku contest. Here is my entry.
undead hordes litter
my town with morsels of flesh
even the crows won’t eat
@gogograce Monster with more than one head
@gogograce on Twitter asked for drawing ideas. I asked for a monster with more than one head. Super awesome result!
Drawing test: Monster with more than one head for @tweaksthel… on Twitpic
Custom Paper Bunnies from my daughter’s preschool: Wave One
Custom versions of Dolly Oblong’s paper bunny by my daughter’s preschool class. These customs were decorated, cut, folded and glued by the kids with minimal help. 5 year olds!
I made just a couple simplifications to the original template to make it easier to cut out, including making the ears and arms single-sided, and making the space between the legs a v-notch rather than a three-sided cutout. Template printed on 65 lbs card stock.
Wave one completed 5 May 2009. Stay tuned for wave two.
SASE Shindig™
Send Sticker Robot a decorated envelope, with an S.A.S.E. . inside and they’ll send you some epic stickers in return.
Sticker Robot
PO Box 1189
Woodacre, CA. 94973
Somali Pirate Blog
I was surprised to read some thoughtful and well-written (in English!) posts on the new Somali Pirate LiveJournal.
American naval spending is completely out of control! [cheers] Do you realize how expensive it is to feed, clothe and arm the crew of one American destroyer, like the one sitting just offshore right now? We propose a different solution. Eliminate the navy entirely, and use that money to buy gold, and ship that gold on brightly colored boats that are clearly labeled! This is not a pirate issue or a non-pirate issue. This is a human issue.
Also, some caution on who should be labelled a pirate.










